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psychocereals: pleatedjeans: via Is that fucking underwater...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 11:42:57 +1000

psychocereals:

pleatedjeans:

via

Is that fucking underwater airbending.

Photo

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 17:34:28 +1000

micasaessucasa: House with a rock climbing wall

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 14:21:17 +1000

micasaessucasa:

House with a rock climbing wall

Link for any who want to see it - https://vine.co/v/b3XZMHmxzxh

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 12:00:13 +1000

Link for any who want to see it - https://vine.co/v/b3XZMHmxzxh

rikaorlanda: TODAY IN TURKEY National Protest: Istanbul:...

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 13:28:44 +1000

rikaorlanda:

TODAY IN TURKEY

National Protest: Istanbul: 01-02JUNE2013

mandatoryupgrades: Petition for Nathan Fillion to be the new Doctor and for Joss Whedon to take...

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 13:23:43 +1000

mandatoryupgrades:

Petition for Nathan Fillion to be the new Doctor and for Joss Whedon to take over as showrunner and for Jewel Staite and Alan Tudyk to be companions and for the Tardis to be replaced by a spaceship and know what let’s just bring back Firefly.

glock-47-assault-machine: legotoday: Lego Helm’s deep...

Fri, 31 May 2013 13:28:07 +1000

glock-47-assault-machine:

legotoday:

Lego Helm’s deep redefines the term ‘Epic Battle’

Wow

lokidindeed: i-deduce-youre-a-bitch: YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:57:13 +1000

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish

arpakassomomma: captawesomesauce: What do I do when I’m sick?...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:43:16 +1000

arpakassomomma:

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.

omfg

gettraughtorgetdead: Forever and ever reblog. Such an...

Tue, 14 May 2013 01:03:41 +1000

gettraughtorgetdead:

Forever and ever reblog.

Such an interesting relationship

perfectlydreadful: thatscienceguy: The Beauty of...

Mon, 13 May 2013 15:58:31 +1000

perfectlydreadful:

thatscienceguy:

The Beauty of Lava.

Volcanoes forever.

staceythinx: Forms in Nature by Hilden Diaz is a light...

Fri, 10 May 2013 23:11:12 +1000

staceythinx:

Forms in Nature by Hilden Diaz is a light sculpture that casts shadows resembling tree branches on the surrounding walls.

Love this, though probably not for the bedroom.

roccondilrinon: andariel-sirene: albertinho: winking-eye-alcoh...

Thu, 09 May 2013 15:35:27 +1000

roccondilrinon:

andariel-sirene:

albertinho:

winking-eye-alcohol-suggestion:

“when you play the Game of Parliament, you win or you di- get relegated to the backbench for eternity”

Gillard’s ALP are the Baratheon’s. Infighting and crazy sects splitting them apart, you get the feeling that stuff would only be “okay” under them because they all kinda suck. They once ruled supreme. Now they are now a shadow of their former self.

Libs are the Lannisters. The always pay their debts, but not without a price. Abbott is Joffrey: the Asshole that nobody really likes but is destined to be king.

Greens are the Starks: likeable, but blunder their way into stabbing themselves in the foot. Comfortable as warriors for good, but not as politicians. Obsessed with the weather, warning everyone of the inevitable doom it’ll bring but everyone seems preoccupied.

Katter’s Australia Party are House Bolton: Ruthless northerners that are ruled by a ugly trout who is as much cold as he is calculating.

Nationals are House Tyrell: Committed to chivalry, class and tradition, Barnaby Joyce is Loras, the charismatic one that knows how to speak for the people of his land, no matter how strange their voice may be.

The Independents (Nick Xenophon, Tony Windsor, et al.) are the Night’s Watch: They may hold no crown and seek no glory, but all the same they hold the post of the lands that must be defended. Derided by the rest of the lands.

One Nation are House Targaryen: Once a feared power over the land, they are now in exile, desperately skimming the borders of electorates for their former glory.

ANY MORE TO ADD?

EDIT: MORE!

Christian Democrats are House Greyjoy: A house that believe in primitive, antiquated laws and traditions born of old readings of religion. Ageing leader Fred Nile (“what is dead may never die”) thinks he has been called to power by higher forces. May wield some power, but is nevertheless ridiculed by just about everyone.

Malcolm Turnbull is Tyrion Lannister: Quick-witted and charming, but most within his own house are indifferent to him at best for being who he is.

News Corporation are the Golden Company: legendary cutthroat mercenaries made up of the largest, most powerful fleet of media warriors known in the lands. Can single-handedly win any political battle.

Australian Democrats are House Mormont: Proud as they may have been (“Keep the bastards honest” was their house words), this House is so worn down by battles lost in the past that they are now reduced to fighting for others. Natasha Stott Despoja was their Longclaw, lost from the Senate in 2008.

This is too much fun

Guys GUYS

THIS is how to explain Australian politics to foreigners. The parallels are so close it isn’t even funny.

Screw explaining things to foreigners; this helps explain Australian Politics to Australians.

hermesquadruplus: hiddlestonsitslikeahohoho: pausequoi: samandriel: if you don’t think history...

Wed, 08 May 2013 13:31:17 +1000

hermesquadruplus:

hiddlestonsitslikeahohoho:

pausequoi:

samandriel:

if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest thing ever

what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81

what about that one mexican president who lasted 45 minutes in office

Lmfao poor Pedro.

Or the time the Australians went to war with a bunch of Emus, and lost.
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Emu_War

colchrishadfield: There is no try. Only do.

Tue, 07 May 2013 20:25:26 +1000

colchrishadfield:

There is no try. Only do.

delilahsdawson: awkwardsituationist: high tide and low tide in...

Mon, 06 May 2013 15:55:47 +1000

delilahsdawson:

awkwardsituationist:

high tide and low tide in great britain. photographs by michael marten

ATLANTIS. O.O

ktseitz5: I know the answer, but I can’t stop laughing.

Fri, 03 May 2013 04:13:54 +1000

ktseitz5:

I know the answer, but I can’t stop laughing.

toastedpopsicle: madmadamemolly: growlywolf: choochoomothafuck...

Fri, 03 May 2013 03:46:57 +1000

toastedpopsicle:

madmadamemolly:

growlywolf:

choochoomothafucka:

Source

What gay men give to the world. A-yup.

On the second one.

There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.

So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.

It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost. He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.

BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.

The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.

Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.

someone write a comic book about Gay Avenger.

gr8brittyn: cl0ckw0rk-c0ntrivance: I KIND OF JUST REALIZED THAT JESSIE FROM TEAM ROCKET FORMS A...

Wed, 01 May 2013 14:08:43 +1000

gr8brittyn:

cl0ckw0rk-c0ntrivance:

I KIND OF JUST REALIZED THAT JESSIE FROM TEAM ROCKET FORMS A FUCKING R WITH HER HAIR AND BODY

WHY DID IT TAKE ME OVER 10 YEARS TO REALIZE THIS

JAMES YOU LITTLE SHIT NOT YOU TOO

somethingsomethinginmay: So here are the source links. FIRSTLY...

Wed, 01 May 2013 14:07:25 +1000

somethingsomethinginmay:

So here are the source links.

FIRSTLY here is where I got Tony Abbott’s (LIBERAL/NATIONAL) list of policies

HERE is section 18C of the racial discrimination act

Basically, we’re fucked. Welcome to Australian Politics.

Read this, share this, spread this. But don’t think it’s just two choices; you’ve also got The Greens and independents.