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I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

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everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing


I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG

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I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS LONGER THAN I HAVE BEEN ALIVE

This… For some reason causes me to giggle.

play this at my funeral

Everyone should just stop what they’re doing and listen to this. 

Gold.

DOES ANYONE HAVE A DOWNLOAD LINK TO THIS

If you have skype I can send it to ya!

I’m like….99.999% positive this is the same guy who did Oops! I Did It Again 1930s style

It’s Max Raabe, he’s amazing and has done heaps of this sort of thing.

(Source: izyuki)

Filed under Max Raabe We Will Rock You

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The Problem With DMs

geekgirlsmash:

We all want to be able to play the damned game. 

The second someone finds out you DM kiss your player characters goodbye (because playing a DM NPC sucks, and is nothing like having a normal PC). 

I’m tempted to start a DM only group where the plot is handled like the campfire story where someone tells a bit, and the next person picks it up, then none of us would would be trapped as the DM. Every session, different DM from the previous session.

I love this idea! I miss playing so much.

Filed under RPG DM I miss playing

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andromeda3116:

no but galaxy quest is legitimately the best movie ever

  • it’s a love letter to fandom — it totally subverts the “gross man-child in the basement” perception of a fanboy and it’s the fans’ dedication to the show that saves the day
  • i repeat: the fandom saves everyone’s lives
  • the omega-13 is such a cool idea like it tosses out the paradoxes involved in time travel by so sharply limiting the amount of time you can go back: it only gives you enough time to undo one terrible mistake, and only if it’s so bad and so huge that you realize immediately how bad it is
  • like no this is a parody movie but it has a smarter plot and more interesting characters and more genuine emotion than like ninety percent of serious sci-fi movies
  • tony shaloub spends the whole movie high as balls
  • the aliens are actually, you know, aliens and the reason they look human and speak english is actually addressed and justified
  • it’s absolutely hysterical like guy fleegman is one of the funniest characters ever filmed i just
  • alan rickman gives me life
  • SIGOURNEY WEAVER
  • the hero that comes in at the last second to save the ship and the thermians and the whole crew is a teenage fanboy who succeeds because he’s a fan do you understand how amazing that is like patrick stewart initially refused to watch the movie because it looked like it would be cruel to the fans but then he was almost in tears when he actually saw it because it got fandom right and it’s all about the fans
  • no but the whole plot is centered around people (and aliens) being inspired by fictional heroes and believing in them and using that belief to give them strength and hope and going to great lengths to create amazing things or work up beautiful, accurate theories out of nothing more than love that’s amazing
  • this movie is freaking perfect okay
  • freaking
  • perfect

I fucking love this movie. I saw it in the theater with my family, and we are ALL Trek fans, and it was us and this one other family in the entire theater who actually got it, and we basically were laughing so loud

and as I get older I just

it’s still perfect

ALL of this.

Galaxy Quest is my favourite Star Trek movie.

Galaxy Quest is the best Star Trek movie.

(via nudityandnerdery)

Filed under Galaxy Quest

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An Open Letter To Sansa Fans

geekgirlsmash:

As a new season of Game of Thrones has started, I’d like to remind you that, liking or disliking the eldest Stark girl is not a sign of morality, decency, or much of anything else besides not liking Sansa.

Please stop pretending that it is. 

I don’t want to have to read the passive aggressive posts that have already started. Let people like or dislike characters as they please. 

Let’s stop this season’s new run of Sansa overprotection before it gets too far out of control. 

Filed under Sansa Sansa Stark Game of Thrones

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coelasquid:

stardusted:

Aussie Builders surprise public with loud empowering statements in new Snickers Australia Ad.

I wonder how many people actually bothered watching the ad

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Eat snickers, prevent yourself from unwittingly respecting women.

Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought the tag line was a bit off.

Also, while the sentiment is good these guys are still engaging with someone in a very public manner without their permission. If you watch it makes most of the women quite uncomfortable.

Filed under Good try snickers Snickers Ad

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Others:
How hurt are you?
Bard:
I only have 4hp left of 12.
DM:
Come on guys, let's roleplay this a little bit. Don't just say your hp, instead say things like "I'm very hurt" or "just a bit bruised" or stuff like that.
Others:
Ok, so, how hurt are you?
Bard:
I'm feeling pretty bad
Bard:
In fact, on a scale of 0 to 12...

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